So... they had a choice to make lol.
They chose "Kant."
No, not the philosopher. It's wordplay between the Maltese word for "singing" and the english word that can also be described as "fanny". lol
Notable songs are "Heaven Sent" which came in second and is a solid song. I also added "Still I Rise" by Justine Shorfid. Her vocals I thought were great, but her song is in a common category this year of a Power Ballad set over a generic sound machine drum beat. I would watch her perform again.
Lab Lab gets an honorable mention for making us shimmy in real life as we watched it.
Good Luck to Malta, there's competition in the "mind in the gutter" category this year, but she will have stylists and help to get the staging right.
But in the meantime, they gave us some meme gold and I added some songs to the 2025 playlist. Enjoy!
"Heaven Sent" was robbed.